Taking Byron
“Caroline, perhaps you have some research to undertake,” you suggest, nodding meaningfully towards the attractive archivist.
“O? O! Yes! I certainly do!” she murmurs, sliding away with the subtlety of an Ajakian snow-snake in the arctic wastes to which those sly serpent are native.
You advance upon Byron, whose eyes glaze in anticipation of your ministration. “Oh, princess,” he murmurs as you silently unlace his space-trousers to release his mighty man rod and slide to your knees. “I have long imagined you whaa guh nnnngh.”
The library floor is plushly carpeted, so the discomfort in your knees is somewhat easier to bear that it might otherwise have been as you salaciously suckle at Byron’s scintillating scepter, teasing your own pleasure centre with one hand through the fabric of your space-pjyamas. Bracing himself against his desk with his hands, Byron holds himself perfectly still, only emitting high moans or wordless gurgles to indicate his immense satisfaction with the proceedings. Fortunately, one of the genetic gifts of the Imperial House of Dorg is a complete lack of any gag reflex!
Through your keen awareness of male anatomy, you sense that his moment of orgasm approaches and quickly rise.
“Sit on the desk,” you breathe breathily. “For I long to sink upon your trembling man-flesh as the Hotarian Sputum Whale sinks into the depths of the Hotarian oceans, only with much less devouring of Hotarian plankton.”
Byron obeys with alacrity, and you shove down your space-pyjama bottoms and kneel above him, capturing his throbbing manhood with your saturated love-corridor. You pump your hips up and down as he showers kisses upon your throat and slips one hand between you to press upon your pink woman-node.
“Ahhhh!” you cry, your feminine muscles clenching around his masculine one.
“Ahhhh!” Byron echoes, thrusting with wild abandon as he climaxes with you.
“If you’re finished,” Caroline suggests, emerging from the stacks, “We should probably do something about the mercenaries.”
“O, how wise,†Byron observes, pulling his pants back up. “And I do believe I can be of material assistance! For you see, not only am I able to shelve titles alphabetically by last name of author quickly and efficiently, I can also move objects with my mind through the power of telekinesis!â€
He demonstrates this power at once, by summoning a zathwop bladearm from another room for Caroline’s use, at her request.
“And do you require a weapon, brave Princess?†Byron wonders.
Quickly, you demonstrate the pose of the Pouncing Guppy! “I am well-trained in the ancient Riadorfan art of Boot Sway,†you explain. “And require no weapon other than my finely-honed body!â€
And with that, you lead your companions out into the corridors, to do battle with the mercenaries, who have obligingly arrived just at the moment when you are best prepared to engage them!
“May perfidy always be rewarded thus!†Caroline calls, felling opponents with her zathwop bladearm.
“I sense that you have not paid the late fees owing on that holo-book you checked out in ninth grade and never returned!†Byron utters, astonished, just before imploding the head of the man whose mind he was just reading in a burst of librarianly rage!
But it is you who are the true victor on the field of battle, dispatching fully half of your enemies single-handed through the calculated use of a series of Vicious Gnat Kicks!
As you stand panting in the aftermath of the battle, mercenary blood liberally smearing your space-pyjamas, you are surprised to see first Caroline and then Byron drop to their knees amidst the carnage.
“O, Xanastasia!†Caroline cries. “Marry me!â€
“Marry me!†Byron begs.
After a startled pause, the two look at one another searchingly, and then cry out with one voice, “or marry both of us!â€
Well! Three proposals to consider! Which marriage will you choose?
1) Caroline is a woman of great passion, and she looks fantastic in a silver bodysuit. You will marry her!
2) Byron is well-read, and can move things with his mind! He would make an ideal husband, for certain.
3) How could you ever choose between them? You will wed Caroline and Byron!
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