Researching the Situation

“Caroline,” you whisper throatily, “don’t you think that Byron is a fascinating specimen of manhood? Perhaps we ought to…research…him.”

“Oh, yes!” Caroline breathes. “We should peruse him as we would a holo-book that we happened to be reading at the same time!”

“It will be like a book club! Except with more sex!” you exclaim.

Byron looks smug. “You’re attending the wrong sorts of book clubs, dear Princess.”

Boldly, you step forward and caress his mighty rod through his clothing, eliciting a pleasurable moan. Then it is your turn to moan as Caroline wraps her arms around you from behind, kneading your breasts as her own press delightfully against your back.

“Let’s do it,” you suggest, stripping Byron’s clothes from his body whilst he kisses Caroline passionately over your shoulder and she slips her hands into your space-pyjamas. “Right here in the library.”

It is but the work of a moment to remove everyone’s clothing, and you rapturously begin to explore the soft, warm skin of each of your partners in turn. Gently, Caroline presses you down onto Byron’s desk, kissing you with passion, her tongue darting between your lips with the speed and delightful flickering motion of a hummingspacebird.

Byron’s hands at your knees are hot as he commands, “Open your thighs to me as you would open the covers of an Old Earth-book!”

He slips into your pleasure-tunnel as neatly as a book-cover slips over a novel you are embarrassed to be seen reading in public, and wish to disguise, and your moans of pleasure are delightfully muffled as Caroline kneels upon the desk, straddling your face so that you can thrust your tongue into her lady-parts.

You can hear the wet sounds of your partners kissing each other deeply as Byron deftly wields his manhood, and you excitedly suck on Caroline’s firm little bud of ecstasy. She reaches down to stroke your own happy nubbin just as Byron cups your soft, yet firm, buttocks and raises your hips to the perfect angle, and the three of you reach your separate-yet-entwined peaks at precisely the same moment!

“Well,” you murmur, once you have recovered your breath, “that was pretty neat! But I think we had better deal with the mercenaries now.”

“O, how wise,” Byron observes, locating your space-pyjamas under his desk. “And I do believe I can be of material assistance! For you see, not only am I able to shelve titles alphabetically by last name of author quickly and efficiently, I can also move objects with my mind through the power of telekinesis!”

He demonstrates this power at once, by summoning a zathwop bladearm from another room for Caroline’s use, at her request, while she zips herself into her silver suit.

“And do you require a weapon, brave Princess?” Byron wonders, arranging his own garments upon his person.

Quickly, you demonstrate the pose of the Pouncing Guppy! “I am well-trained in the ancient Riadorfan art of Boot Sway,” you explain. “And require no weapon other than my finely-honed body!”

And with that, you lead your companions out into the corridors, to do battle with the mercenaries, who have obligingly arrived just at the moment when you are best prepared to engage them!

“May perfidy always be rewarded thus!” Caroline calls, felling opponents with her zathwop bladearm.

“I sense that you have not paid the late fees owing on that holo-book you checked out in ninth grade and never returned!” Byron utters, astonished, just before imploding the head of the man whose mind he was just reading in a burst of librarianly rage!

But it is you who are the true victor on the field of battle, dispatching fully half of your enemies single-handed through the calculated use of a series of Vicious Gnat Kicks!

As you stand panting in the aftermath of the battle, mercenary blood liberally smearing your space-pyjamas, you are surprised to see first Caroline and then Byron drop to their knees amidst the carnage.

“O, Xanastasia!” Caroline cries. “Marry me!”

“Marry me!” Byron begs.

After a startled pause, the two look at one another searchingly, and then cry out with one voice, “or marry both of us!”

Well! Three proposals to consider! Which marriage will you choose?

1) Caroline is a woman of great passion, and she looks fantastic in a silver bodysuit. You will marry her!

2) Byron is well-read, and can move things with his mind! He would make an ideal husband, for certain.

3) How could you ever choose between them? You will wed Caroline and Byron!

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